Sunday, 22 April 2012

Dementamania Online Streaming

Storyline Dementamania
A frustrated office worker finds himself caught between the realms of his deranged imagination and the mundane reality of his everyday existence.



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Friday, 13 April 2012

The Cabin in the Woods Online Streaming

Storyline The Cabin in the Woods
Five college friends spend the weekend at a remote cabin in the woods, where they get more than they bargained for. Together, they must discover the truth behind the cabin in the woods.

If you hear a strange sound outside... have sex

Movie details The Cabin in the Woods

Release : 2012-04-12
Genre : Horror, Thriller
Runtime : 95 minutes
Company : Lions Gate, Mutant Enemy Productions

Cast

Kristen ConnollyasDana Polk
Chris HemsworthasCurt Vaughn
Anna HutchisonasJules Louden
Fran KranzasMarty Mikalski
Jesse WilliamsasHolden McCrea
Richard JenkinsasRichard Sitterson
Bradley WhitfordasSteve Hadley
Brian J. WhiteasDaniel Truman (as Brian White)
Amy AckerasWendy Lin
Tim De ZarnasMordecai (as Tim DeZarn)
Tom LenkasRonald The Intern
Dan PayneasMatthew Buckner
Jodelle FerlandasPatience Buckner
Dan SheaasFather Buckner
Maya MassarasMother Buckner
Matt DrakeasJudah Buckner
Nels LennarsonasClean Man
Rukiya BernardasLabcoat Girl
Peter KelamisasDemo Guy
Adrian HolmesasDemo Guy
Chelah HorsdalasDemo Girl
Terry ChenasOperations Guy
Heather DoerksenasAccountant
Patrick SabonguiasElevator Guard
Phillip MitchellasLead Guard
Naomi DaneasJapanese Floaty Girl
Ellie HarvieasMilitary Liaison
Patrick GilmoreasWerewolf Wrangler
Brad DryboroughasChem Department Guy
Emili KawashimaasJapanese Frog Girl
Aya FurukawaasJapanese School Girl
Maria GoasJapanese School Girl
Serena Akane ChiasJapanese School Girl
Abbey ImaiasJapanese School Girl
Marina IshibashiasJapanese School Girl
Miku KatsuuraasJapanese School Girl
Alicia Takase LuiasJapanese School Girl
Jodi TabuchiasJapanese School Girl
Sara TairaasJapanese School Girl
Alyssandra YamamotoasJapanese School Girl
Richard CetroneasWerewolf/Merman
Phoebe GalvanasSugarplum Fairy
Simon PidgeonasDismemberment Goblin
Matt PhillipsasDismemberment Goblin
Lori StewartasFloating Witch
Greg ZachasFornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain (as Gregory Zach)
Sigourney WeaverasThe Director
Terry NotaryasThe Clown (uncredited)

Some Reviews

Hilarious and frightened: shaken, not stirred.Great movie, one of the best in this "genre" for quite a while.
Finally got around to The Cabin in the Woods. 8/10, great fun. A Joss Whedon-(co)written (also co-written and directed by Drew Goddard, who wrote Cloverfield) take on an old horror staple in which 5 stereotypical teenagers (an academic, a jock, a stoner, a slut and a "nice" girl) venture out into the woods for a dirty weekend. It's no spoiler to say that these unfortunate young nafs appear to have been cherry-picked and are being heavily monitored all the way into the woods by some very (very) high-tech manner of... what? Government agency? It's with these fellows that we visit first, before we ever meet our protagonists; two middle-aged, white collar I.T. types, a little brow-beaten by what appears to be a fairly monotonous job (although it really ****ing isn't) but full of typical office cameraderie and essentially confident in their own competence and that of the numerous other departments that make up this rather large-scale operation. Whoever is watching our heroes/heroines, they're big-time. So, what's happening? To say more would be to start giving things away, but those kids are very deliberate archetypes, placed in a very deliberately typical horror scenario. Because it's an American film set in America, it's called The Cabin in the Woods as is befitting the conventions of God-knows-how-many American horror flicks. Were it a J-Horror set in Tokyo, it would be called The Freaky Long-Haired Schoolgirl Ghost, an assertion ably illustrated in the film itself to great and rather humourous effect.Decent performances all-round, even the deliberately irritating characters are kind-of likeable. A pre-Thor Chris Hemsworth is particularly good as is Richard Jenkins (Nathaniel "The Dead Patriarch" Fisher from Six Feet Under). It threw me a bit, this film, because in purposely not looking too deeply at what it was about prior to seeing it, I mistakenly thought I was about to watch a seriously scary and effective horror, and this isn't the case at all. It's a slick product with what looks like a decent budget as you'd expect from a Joss Whedon project (in case you've been under a rock somewhere, he of Buffy/Angel and latterly of The Avengers fame) and it's loaded with nods to other horror literary and cinematic classics (The Evil Dead, Hellraiser, The Strangers and HP Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos are all fairly explicitly referenced), but it's not especially gory, it's intentionally funny more often than it's intentionally scary and it's a real thrill-ride, a slice of fun. It's not quite there, but it's a damn site closer to "Horror-Comedy" than it is to balls-out "Horror". It's not perfect by a long way - it instills bags of concerned curiosity in the viewer, but provokes almost zero real tension whatsoever. And late-on a special effects extravaganza treads clumsily into Night at the Museum-for-grown-ups territory. But it remains a great way to spend a couple of hours.

Monday, 2 April 2012

Dark Shadows Online Streaming

Storyline Dark Shadows
Vampire Barnabas Collins is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate and family have fallen into ruin.

Every Family Has Its Demons

Movie details Dark Shadows

Release : 2012-05-11
Genre : Comedy, Fantasy
Runtime : 113 minutes
Company : Warner Bros. Pictures, Infinitum Nihil, GK Films

Cast

Johnny DeppasBarnabas Collins
Michelle PfeifferasElizabeth Collins Stoddard
Helena Bonham CarterasDr. Julia Hoffman
Jackie Earle HaleyasWillie Loomis
Jonny Lee MillerasRoger Collins
Eva GreenasAngelique Bouchard
Bella HeathcoteasVictoria Winters
Chlo Grace MoretzasCarolyn Stoddard
Gulliver McGrathasDavid Collins
Christopher LeeasClarney
Alice CooperasAlice Cooper
Ivan KayeasJoshua Collins
Susanna CappellaroasNaomi Collins
Raffey CassidyasYoung Angelique

Some Reviews

Let's leave it all at the door here. I loved Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Batman. Hated Batman Returns, Alice in Wonderland, and Willy Wonka. Could care less about Nightmare before Christmas and Sweeney Todd. Okay, so I'm not a Tim Burton hater. I'm not a huge Tim Burton fan. I think in this situation, I'm as close as you get to the average movie goer. No agenda, no attachments. That being said, this film is terrible. Burton spent so much effort and time worrying about making this film Gothic and off pace, stuffing his favorite actors into the film even though half of their parts were pointless, he forgot he was making a film. It's a simple and fun idea but it feels like ego and "showiness" kept them from making the plot even make sense. We get it Tim! You are weird! Don't ruin a good performance by Depp and a fun idea for a film because you have to live up to your own Gothic standards. Grow up. So much talent is wasted on these films having the same look, cast, and feel to them. Take that talent and make something fresh! Stretch yourself just a tad out of that Hot Topic comfort zone will ya? This movie was long, boring, and ruined. All of the funny scenes were in the trailer. By the way.... wasn't this supposed to be the 70's? Other than a shot or two of trees and a hippie van it was just like the set of Sweeney Todd. The whole film felt like London in the 40's. That's bad film making whether your name is Tim Burton or not.